
PELVIC VICINITY – NGS (NOT GONNA SAY)
NGS (Not Gonna Say) is the musical documentation of a whirlwind romance between two people desperately searching for an escape hatch. Unfortunately, they neglected to establish whether they were escaping together, separately, or from each other.
Management remains unavailable for comment.
Asymmetrical
Simultaneously
The Post-Catastrophe
Sunset Zuma
You Are In It
Due to technical difficulties, You Are in It is not in it. It never was meant to be in it. Management regrets the confusion but considers the matter closed. They did, however, suggest that you try this other song:
Yes, Please
Likewise What?
Apparently
Catastrophic Crush
I’ll Come
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Obligations
OFFICIAL HISTORY
| 1975 | Band formed. Develops a reputation for eclectic music and questionable good taste. |
| 1970s–2020s | Decades of performances, abandoned studio projects, lineup changes, and recordings that never quite become an album. |
| 2024 | NGS (Not Gonna Say) finally released as the band’s first official studio album. |
| 2026 | Obligations arrives as the first preview from the forthcoming second album. |
OFFICIAL ERRATA — NGS
Pelvic Vicinity | Department of Corrections and Denials
Correction No. 1: Despite its inclusion in the official track listing, You Are in It is not in it. It has been replaced by another fine example of musicality without charge.
Correction No. 2: The song I’ll Come, previously listed as I Will Come, is not a sexual reference. The title has merely been contracted due to contractual obligations. Management will not elaborate.
Correction No. 3: Management wishes to clarify that the preceding corrections do not constitute an admission of error, nor is “Official errata” an admission of an error of any kind, including future such non-events.
All corrections are final and subject to change without notice.